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  1. Don Hudson

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    No more fat jokes, my shrink says it lowers my self esteem

    Looks like its salad for dinner.
     
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  2. Russ Parker

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    The ink is dry on my certificate

    Shrink? How much do you spend on him/her? I'm sure I can save you some money there. Go ahead and PM me your problem(s). Unless you use Facebook, in which case you are beyond help.
     
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  3. mister know it all

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    broccli rob... pasta vasule,,,, lingiuini,,, speggetti.... ha ha :D:D
     
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  4. mister know it all

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    light turns green! great launch! nice and smooth right down the grove!! but at the end of the track when we go to pick up the car
     
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  5. Don Hudson

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    My folks wont let me use these things.

    No Facebook, or any other social networking groups for me.
     
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  6. Randy G.

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    I thought there were 57 states?
     
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  7. Russ Parker

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    If there's one thing we learn from history, it's that we don't learn from history

    Sorry Randy, my mistake. Once again I was living in the past.
     
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  8. Russ Parker

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    The irony was not lost

    Parents? I thought you were found in the Utah desert by some gypsies.

    Sorry, had to go back and find this one:
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    my parent tells me I was found at the Grand Canyon by a group of senior citzens on a bingo bus vacation. I was wearing a MULLET, cowboy boots, and a Bob Seger t-shirt. I cant tell anymore its making...
     
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  9. Randy G.

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    No this is the present. Our sitting President when on the campaign trail said he visited all 57 states.

    I prefer to show cows my utter-most respect every time I visit IN-N-OUT. I order a couple double-double animals and a real milk shake.
     
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  10. Russ Parker

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    If he said it, it must be true, why else would Oprah cry?

    A few extra states, a few trillion dollars, he said he was going to bring change!

    Now I love In-N-Out - double double with frys and a vanilla milk shake is something I could have done every day, and possibly every meal. But since we're so off topic here anyway (the thread from the lost Seinfeld episode) I'll announce that I'm now vegetarian. Strange but true. If any of you are fighting diseases or ailments and all doctors are doing is prescibing more medications you really ought to check this out:
    www.hacres.com/home/home.asp

    Maybe some of you remember an old Pro Stock racer from the northwest who is a friend of mine, named Ken Van Cleave. He eventually got arthritis so bad that he could barely get up and walk. After trying many mediations with no success he began to look for another way. He came across the information contained in the link above, and by changing his fuel (food) has made a remarkable turn around and now gets around just fine. Sorry for the commercial.

    Wow! Today I managed to offend Don Hudson, anyone who uses Facebook and now all red-meat eating Americans. What a day!
     
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  11. TAF 316

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    Ed McCulloch did it back in the days a couple times
     
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  12. eli

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    THEY SAY YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT, COWS EAT GRASS, SO IF YOU EAT A COW YOU ARE A VEGETARIAN. :D:rolleyes:
     
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  13. eli

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    Dumb a$$ poll--lock
     
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  14. eli

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    We forgot the tow rope and a clean pair of underwear.
     
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  15. Don Hudson

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    The truth will set u free.

    It was Arizona, at the Grand Canyon, and I was "sporting" a Mullet not wearing one.

    And I still dont like social networking.
     
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  16. Don Hudson

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    Fish Killer

    Peta sez, You cant walk both sides of the street.

    You send pics of a happy Russ out on a fish killing expedition( Nice surgeon you caught) Then all this crazy talk of giving up In-N OUT. Admit it Russ, Its lonely up there in the Great NW. All that fresh air and clean highways has yer mind in a Vegetarian Funk. Its not to late to save yourself

    Go have a double-double!!! and one for me!
     
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  17. mister know it all

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    :D:D:D:D
    everyone is having fun except you....
     
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  18. mister know it all

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    lets us know next time you are going to the track we will wave up to you in the bleachers
    :p:p:p:p
     
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  19. Russ Parker

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    PETA - people eating tasty animals

    You got me Don. I will admit to eating some fish, so I guess I am not a strict vegetarian. But I am pretty funky after a day of fishing. No In-N-Outs north of Redding (or thereabouts) so no double-doubles for me!
     
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  20. eli

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    Ya, I'll come down and help Teddy carry the door. :D :eek:
     
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