Bad Vs Afuel

unbeleaveable

what happens when i go to do my cyfering at nite school?
chris /col klink you gonna let wheeley call you girls ladies
like that.where me and callaways from thems dullen words.
BOBBY RIDEL

PS A FUEL SUCKS AS
PSS ANYBODY SEEN ROB I MISS HIM

 

I see how you are.....want wendland to replace me.....FINE!

Got snow? I skied to work this morning...real nice drive in at 5am

BAD snow BLOW er

KB

 

5 Am

What are you a baker?know wonder your succesful
and im just a steam boy,got to go shovel now.
oh no i dont i have a blower ,to bad sucker
of fuel. frosty snowman

snow sucks as
where is rob

 

Yo playa....Sup my nizzel? Me a flour cooka not KDizzel
I fo sho know you be tossin da steam best in da biz to
Thats no good my brudda not havin a snow tossin machine...
Well, stay real my nizzel

K Dizzel...peace out

 

Translation

Since Chris put in a request for this type of thing

Here's what I'm getting from this:

Wheelie Will : check the link
http://community.webshots.com/photo/496618726/1496721064080547050avDLbl
That should explain that.

And by the way Will I can't understand half the stuff you say either but that's because of your Texas accent.

Demke and Colonel Klink ( Mike Austin ):
The 2 luckiest trained Monkeys in the buisness.

Kevin Brown:
I live in Utah with Brown and Izzy too, I'm as white as they come with only 2 skins tones: pasty and lobster.(But I still think I'm sexier than Hillary Will) There aren't many colored folks in these parts but we don't need them because Kev talks like he's "dark as night." Fo'shizzle?

I'd let the 'Banana' out of the bag but I think that will be better left alone.

Cody " The Flash" Perkins

 

Looks like I will be forever stuck in the funny car ranks because I can't understand a thing you dragster guys are talking about. (g)

 

You and me both T. Guess us funny car guys are either that much more smarter or we be really dumb.

As for wheelie will, while i must say that car was up there but not as high as Vern Moats along side of us at Houston '03, Ill have to try to find a link for a pic of that one

 

Thanks master Cody, I for one think that you have handled yourself most admirable in your racing endeavors via the message boards, In fact I feel that with your inspiring explanation of my vocabulary has left some most fulfilled. I applaud you for your diligence in striving forward to educate even the most uneducated racer here. "To be or not to be"......is the question at hand, for I choose to BE rather than NOT to be. I am....

That's WHACK yo.....Sup Code my nizzel? You gettin the Blown drizzle set to play in the Tucson? I wished I was gonna be there to chill but I heard no a fools allowed due to the lack of air!?! its aight tho we be runnin the jOkA's ride in Houston then we be rollin to sin city to do some hip passes
Time to regulate 7 11 style....Gots to go clean my 20's...aight, they 10's but I keep em clean.....
Stay up playa....
Peace out!

 

Huh?

Unfortunately, I understood the second half of that post better than the first, but its all good. I just can't say my nizzle with a straight face. Anyway, I'll try to keep up with ya....

Dat shizzle in my hoopdie be straight wack since it landed flat short da bump in da P. H. X. ya mean.....

Screw it I'm just way to white to even try.

C Dogg from da burbs.

 

Code....you can be white to speak Jokabonics.....

Just trying to unbunch panties around here is all....Life is to short to not laugh sometimes...

Kevin

 

KEVIN,whats up my homey.
100% at tucson are you in ??
im having surgery on my back in 2 weeks
and wont be back till maybe vegas. i looked forward to
being at the gators topfuel racing on bacas car but on the way
home from phoenix my right leg and foot went numb and i had to hit
the fontana er room, sciatic problem had a mri done wednsday
herniated L-5 s-1 pinching my sciatic nerve, i used x-balm on my back and it was working but i ran out. i will have to settle for the surgery.
what a cluster f*@&! at phoenix i tell ya about it next time i see ya`s
peace out....slick

 

Vic, sorry to hear bout your back.....also sorry you ran out of da Balm....dood you have to quit eating it!!!!! 100% at 4000'......best of a .44 or .45 for the AFD fellas....nah....I'm thinkin I'll pass but who knows.....only da jOkA! knows....

Get better and remember....NO SEX! wait if you use XBalm.....nevermind!

Hope to see you in Vegas.....

Peace, Kevin

 

Done?

Looks as if everyone is done having fun?.....No fun = BORING!

Hirata...stir the pot hommie.....

BAD SUCKS!

KB

 

utah dragster ebonics

You dragsta boys are all wacked! Maybe I need to spend more/less time in da can to figure that utah ebonics out. Maybe its just the clutch dust cluttering up my brain who knows. At least I can figure out the cal-lee-fon-eea ( thanks Awnold ) and Oree-gone ebonics. The trained monkey and the colonel speak a little bit more clearly. Guess they have advanced farther in dem dare books you were talking about =) Guess we will be seeing some of you boys in Tuscon and some in Hooston.