548BBC,557BBC,3 powerglides,14-71 high helix,MSD8+,carbon Fiber hat ,3 converters

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  1. DISCODEAN

    DISCODEAN Member

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    Do you want to go fast? Do you want to haul ass ? Do you want to have all the baddest chicks in your pit? Then u need to buy this shit!! Do u want to turn on win lights ? Do u want to drink bud lights ? Do u watch UFC fights ? these parts are priced right !!
    Do u want to do burnouts in front of your neighbors house? U wanna leave with your neighbors spouse ? U want the loudest car on the block !! U want to act like u got the biggest c#ck ? Then I have the parts for u !!
    1st up for grabs
    548 cubic inches of BBC manifold to pan of raw fkn horsepower!!
    Dart billet cap big M block
    Brodix BBX3 heads
    Indy blower intake
    T&D shaft rockers
    Callie’s magnum crank
    JE pistons
    MGP Rods
    Titanium valves
    904 lifters no money spared on build
    $17k
    No matter what u put this in ,it will pull monster wheelies , burn rubber in every gear , break every Transmission’s u put behind it ...... unless u buy this Abruzzi big dick 1.25in Lenco Input shaft 2 piece Reid case powerglide with external dump valve $5000 this monster will tame even the most brutal engine in front of it and u will get fast pass after fast pass , u will be taking winner circle pictures with the hottest women in drag racing , maybe even Courtney Force,
    If u are trying to make up fo your manhood , then u need this even bigger 557 cubic inch BBC, drive shaft splitting , u joint ripping , rear end breaking son of a bitch!!!
    Another Dart big M block
    Dart 380 pro heads
    Jesel Shaft rockers , u know the drill all the best parts money can buy !!
    $16k
    If u don’t want to lose every race to the guy who buys the 548ci, u should ask your wife if u can just buy them both!!! ,(discount available if u buy 2 )
    To top it off !!! A 14-71 kuhl high helix polished blower !! $3200 Puts out more hot air than any of your wife’s hairdressers across the country !! Fresh from SSi new Teflon strips , gaskets , seals , bearings ,
    Why ask her for a cheap carbon fiber wedding ring ?
    When u can have a Carbon Fiber 3-hole Falk tall injector , in pristine shape $3500 with nitro k barrel valve , distribution block , linkage, and nozzles
    Now if u have your own earth rotating motor and u are looking for a way to put the power to the rear end your in luck !!! I have not 1 but 2 more Mack daddy Abruzzi powerglides,
    Deadenbear cases , $2800 each 1.80 straight cut gear sets , one with a turbo 400 out put shaft for those of u with little man syndrome , and for those that are content ,a standard 300m pg output , both transmissions input shafts are very much like all your ex-girlfriends , 300 and ringless,
    I have converters out the wazoooo,
    I have more converters than u have children
    All big boi 10in no short short over huurrr,
    All 3 set up for blower motors !!
    Cheaper than when u take your wife to Wal-Mart shopping
    $700-950 dollars depending on which one u want,
    And to get u all fired up , like when u call your old lady the wrong name and say your high school sweethearts name by accident ,
    An MSD 8 plus ignition , New still in the box with all the fixins !!!
    $1200
    And a I have a used MSD8 plus ,just like your old underwear , been used, abused , but u know it still works great every day
    $1000
    So if your ready to leave your wife for spending your children’s college fund on racing .... I have the parts for u ....
    call today
    I went HEMI, and she eats more than all these motors combined ...
    For further info contact or Follow me at Dean Karns
    Or Disco Dean Stinky Pinky
    Thx
    Disco Dean
     
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  2. John Jeffries

    John Jeffries New Member

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    Coolest ad Ive ever read. If that stuff didn't sell don't know why.
     
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